May 2012
1 post
April 2012
2 posts
My tax season wish list:
1.) Don’t ask me to put something on your return that I know is wrong 2.) Don’t ask for your money back because you don’t like the amount of money you owe. 3.) Don’t complain about my prices. If you knew the amount of time effort and training that went into your return, not to mention all the back and forth, you would hug me for having such low prices.
4.) Don’t ask...
Tax Season
Sucks!
February 2012
4 posts
ATTENTION WORLD
Don’t F*#k with my kids.
Today...
I hate being sick!
Why I hate most people
1.) They are selfish
2.) They have no manners
3.) They are mean
4.) They are not respectful
5.) They lie
6.) They don’t forgive
7.) They expect perfection out of everyone but themselves.
More to come…
My bucket list
1.) Work at Full Throttle Salon as either T-shirt Tracy or Fajita Tracy
2.) Hike on a glacier in Alaksa
3.) Be an extra on some Sci Fi movie, but not in some crazy alien costume. I want to be a human, or a human alien like on SG-1. Preferrably wth a line.
4.) Meet Shorty Rossie
5.) Work and live at a pit bull rescue training them to be service dogs.
6.) Go white water rafting.
7.) Go to...
September 2011
2 posts
People in general…suck!
1 tag
salute my shorts: ZOMG →
I forgot I wrote that about Rochelleka. One of my creative moments.
crushgirllovepanic:
Hello sudden surge of new followers on Tumblr and new readers who don’t use Tumblr!
In previous years I used to do a sort of “Incase You Missed It…” post every month to help you all keep track of what you may have missed.
So here’s some things you may have missed if you haven’t been reading this…
January 2011
1 post
My back hurts. Like when I was in labor. Yes I remember. Even though it was over 23 years ago. Don’t let your mother lie to you, you never forget that pain. Unless you had an epidural. I didn’t. Well not with Rochelle. Quack doctor.
November 2010
2 posts
don’t post anything on FB that you wouldn’t say to someone face to face. There is no such thing as cyber balls.
I should have fired her a long time ago…..
October 2010
2 posts
I really hate people who lie. Ok I mean we all lie at some point. I used to tell my kids that the toys I was buying were not for them but for their cousins who were about the same age so I wouldn’t have to pay a babysitter for me to go shopping. Of course this was before internet shopping.
What I am talking about are people who lie as a way of life. They lie about money, gossip about all...
Why can’t I find a good Eye doctor?
September 2010
3 posts
I hate
Irs agent Ms Bridgewater #0199581
Nothing....
ever prepared me to help my kids pick colleges, find jobs, etc. The only info I got was how to change a diaper, set a schedule for a baby and talk to your kids from day one. Ask them the difficult questions so the door would be open for them to talk.
I hate....
a certain former client who blames me for everything wrong in his life. He has a business coach, lawyer and new bookeeper all sending me e-mails demandng that I have stuff ready for their courier to pick up. Keep in mind, the things he wants them to pick up are items he has already been given over the past three years. He wants, me, at my own cost to copy three years worth of paperwork just cause...
July 2010
3 posts
It is still HOT!!!!
IT’S HOT!!!!
I have nothing to say…..
June 2010
2 posts
Seriously....
both my kids are extremely talented and dedicated to their talent. They can’t help it that they weren’t born into a family who has connections.
All you casting peeps put there, GIVE MY DAUGHTER A CHANCE!!!
All you coaches out there, LET MY SON PLAY!!!!!
They won’t let you down.
When will my kids ever catch a break?
it best happen soon
May 2010
1 post
Rochelle
Thanks for taking care of J’s haircut and then cancelling because I am brain dead. If I were you I would have smacked me. You are a great daughter and big sis.
April 2010
22 posts
PEOPLE SUCK!
That’s it, that’s all I wanted to say.
Corey
A huge thank-you to Corey who went to Jimmy Johns and got me food since I can’t leave the office because I have no employee.
Things I want to say to Lawyers
1.) You do not know everything
2.) A suit doesn’t make you look better
3.) You do NOT know more about taxes than I do
3.) Do not sit in a room with me and advise my clients of taxable events, especially when you are wrong.
4.) Do not try to make me look bad because you don’t know what you are talking about
5.) Don’t stare at my chest
6.) Don’t hate me because I have a...
Day 6
Without an employee…..
I have figured out that I am the best employee I’ll ever have. I need a raise.
Day Three
I am on day three of having no employee. Payroll reports are due Friday. I’ve had to come in on the weekend and cancel appointments with people who want to send me business. Not to mention that I haven’t done a payroll report in two years.
PLUS, she has sick time so I have to pay her.
Anyone want to buy an accounting and tax firm?
Boys make life rough…..
I don’t remember how to do payroll. Why does Jessie have to be sick this week?
ARGH!
Collin Leroy did not react to the ultrasonic device the man at Petco sold me. Jade did. I think I will have to shock the big boy instead.
The FB
The things people post on the FB amaze me. I doubt people would say the same things to each others faces. I constantly have to resist the urge to type something and tell them SERIOUSLY????
One thing I learned, people on the FB hate Christians….it makes me sad to see how people feel about Jesus and his followers.
It all started with a joke about people praying for Obama’s death. I...
Day 4
Still haven’t hated on anyone, although Chris pushed it….
I am however going to get shock collars for all 3 puppies today at Petco after I have lunch with Lisa @ Kona Grill.
Day 3
No hating people for three days takes a lot of energy. I didn’t even hate my neighbors when they had their dogs out with no leash. So far so good….
Stuck up
Someone who is referred to as “stuck-up” looks like they have a board “stuck-up” their butt when they walk.
Not hating people
I was told today that I need to take meds…….
I am going to try to make it on my own…….
Day 2
I am counting yesterday as day one in my efforts not to hate people. I even prayed for my clients and neighbors.
I did not hate my neighbros yesterday. Although I don’t think they were home and their dogs were no where to be found. I am stuill counting it.
Is it really possible to go back to being positive and upbeat? Or am I turning into that crotchety old fart early…
But really
I have tolerance for teenagers and college students, None for adults. You are grown.
My pastor once said not to demonize people. I hear ya, as long as I get to reserve that right for one person.
Learning not to hate people is hard. I am taking it one day at a time.
at work on a sunday. Don’t tell fred or viv!
The Hills
I can’t wait to see the episode where Heidi looks to her mom with that plastic surgery face and asks “you don’t think I look pretty?”
The answer would be no….you look like Janice Dickinson when she turned 50.
What were you thinking? You should have stopped at the boob job. No, strike that, you didn’t need any surgery. Oh how I miss LC.
it is a sad day….
I need a happy day soon!
Baseball
Will Jordan ever be healthy enough to actually get back to where he was before?
I mean seriously, enough is enough….
And to all doctors, you don’t know more about his body than he does. so shut the F up and listen to what he is telling you.
March 2010
5 posts
Caprica
Was that the last one for the season?
I see that Universe is back on fridays. I was just getting in to Caprica.
Just.....
took two tests to earn 6 CPE credits. I have 8 so far this year, only 22 to go !!!
I remember...
When the small children used to come to our house because I had frozen Capri Suns.
When the small children got older and started playing basketball at the house with their shirts off.
When it was cool to hang out at our house because we had every video console available.
When the teens used to come over because I always had hamburgers, fries, and pizza.
When I was the cool parent on the field...
BLING!!!!
Gotta love it.
WatchOMGSH!!! That was hilarious!
Thanks for making me laugh during tax season
-Moms