Thanks mom and dad for letting me and the little bro be weird.
Thanks for letting us be weird too. To quote my extremely intelligent daughter… ”It’s what families do.”
(Source: icanread)
1.) Don’t ask me to put something on your return that I know is wrong
2.) Don’t ask for your money back because you don’t like the amount of money you owe.
3.) Don’t complain about my prices. If you knew the amount of time effort and training that went into your return, not to mention all the back and forth, you would hug me for having such low prices.
4.) Don’t ask me really “easy” tax questions when you pick up your return and expect to get the answer for free. Schedule your appointment after tax season and pay me fee.
5.) Bring me presents. I love gift cards. Not to starbucks.
6.) Smile, I worked hard on your return and you should be happy knowing that i did everything I could to have you pay the least amount of taxes.
7.) Know that you are NOT the most important person in my life. Those people live with me.
1.) They are selfish
2.) They have no manners
3.) They are mean
4.) They are not respectful
5.) They lie
6.) They don’t forgive
7.) They expect perfection out of everyone but themselves.
More to come…
1.) Work at Full Throttle Salon as either T-shirt Tracy or Fajita Tracy
2.) Hike on a glacier in Alaksa
3.) Be an extra on some Sci Fi movie, but not in some crazy alien costume. I want to be a human, or a human alien like on SG-1. Preferrably wth a line.
4.) Meet Shorty Rossie
5.) Work and live at a pit bull rescue training them to be service dogs.
6.) Go white water rafting.
7.) Go to Autria or Lithuania to see where my ancestors came from.
8.) Swim with a dolphin
That’s all I can think of for now.
People in general…suck!
I forgot I wrote that about Rochelleka. One of my creative moments.
Hello sudden surge of new followers on Tumblr and new readers who don’t use Tumblr!
In previous years I used to do a sort of “Incase You Missed It…” post every month to help you all keep track of what you may have missed.
So here’s some things you may have missed if you haven’t been reading this…
My back hurts. Like when I was in labor. Yes I remember. Even though it was over 23 years ago. Don’t let your mother lie to you, you never forget that pain. Unless you had an epidural. I didn’t. Well not with Rochelle. Quack doctor.
